this bitch is hitting on my boyfriend. and i'm pretty sure she knows he's taken and she's just taking the chance that i don't have to take core and i'm not on campus.

oh hey, you need the book. i'll let you borrow it. lemme go to your room so i can possibly fuck you! or at least seduce you if your not alone in your room.

oh hey, you look hot in this picture. i'm gunna throw in some other guy's name in here so i don't sound like i'm totally into you. look, i tagged him! i tagged him! totally not into you!

oh hey, you're sooooo talented. let me praise you so it sounds like i'm admiring you instead of flirting with you. i just want you to teach me. privately. and then have one thing lead to anther.

oh hey, i took pictures of you playing ping pong. no big deal. just a picture of you and no one else. nothing suspicious.

oh hey, i took more pictures. of a crowd. except the focus is obviously you. but you're in a crowd so it's not obvious i took that picture just because i want a picture of you.

oh hey, i took a picture of a girl playing ping pong with a few people in the background. i didn't tag the girl, but i tagged you, even though you're behind the girl and your face is half covered.

no big deal. i'm not hitting on you at all! we're just friends. i just like to comment on every single thing that you post or are tagged in on facebook.

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